Des Moines Man Arrested Outside Taylor Swift's Home

Ugh. I was feeling very sympathetic toward Taylor Swift this morning when I read that a man had been arrested outside her Rhode Island mansion. This man, David Page Liddle, was loitering near the mansion and when police searched his backpack, they found a crow bar, metal bat, and lock picks. Now, this definitely doesn't sound right. Police were called, initially, because Liddle looked suspicious. He told police that he was looking to "catch up" to Taylor because she was going to help him out with his singing career. Security guards said they had seen him hanging around outside the front gates to her mansion. He was being held on $10,000 bond.

I will say no more because I don't want to poke a bear that lives among us. #Yikes