The most heinous crime against candy ever in history.

posted by Eric White -

This is not click bait. This is not a drill. Someone get their mans.

Kit-Kats. One of nature's most gloriously underrated candy bars. It is just consistent, no one ever argues with you if you decide to purchase a Kit-Kat out of a vending machine. It is just a purely solid candy bar.

Furthermore... BEST JINGLE OF ALL TIME.

Literally every version is gold.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHANCE THE RAPPER ENDORSES THEM, AND HE'S LIKE THE NICEST GUY EVER.

The reoccuring theme? The breaking of the Kit Kat into four equal pieces.

SO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND DIDN'T GET THE MEMO?!?!

Haley, you don't need a person like this in your life. I'm sure you can find a wonderful man that eats a Kit Kat the proper way.

Things like this are the reason why divorce rates are so high in this country. 

UNFORGIVABLE.

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