Nordstrom Selling Mud Caked Jeans

Apparently, this isn't a joke.  Nordstrom is selling jeans for $425 that appear to be muddy.  Yes, they give the illusion that you've been working hard all day on the farm while all you've really been doing is sitting around like an entitled idiot.  

I thought the trend of shirts with holes in them was sad.  I'm even sadder now.  Or maybe that feeling is really disgust.  That's it.  Disgust.

The caption on the jeans says "Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."  But YOU ARE!  You are afraid to do anything that requires you to WORK HARD.