Passed Gas Blamed For Flight Evacuation

Emergency officials who responded to a flight evacuation at the Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina airport yesterday say an odor was causing headaches and nausea among passengers.  After passengers were evacuated, officials deemed the cause to be someone's passed gas.

American Airlines released a statement later saying that the flight was grounded because of an odor issue, but denied it had anything to do with "passed gas."

Ummm. . . i'm not sure where Tony the "Whipping Boy" (ALT 104.9) is on vacation, but this is very suspicious!  :-)