Drunk Man Accidentally Takes Five Hour Uber Ride

A New Jersey guy who took a trip to West Virginia got drunk.  Regretfully drunk.  He did the right thing and called an Uber (probably while blacked out).  He put in his address.  He passed out in the Uber.  The driver woke him up about an hour outside of New Jersey, five hours from West Virginia.  Total bill?  $1,600.  The kicker?  He left all of his things in West Virginia.