$300 Snake Massage

How much would it take for you to lie on a table for over an hour with boa constrictors crawling all over you? In one New York massage spa, people are paying $300 for this "privilege." Seriously. Serpentessa of the Dreaming Goddess Spa in Poughkeepsie says the snakes hit nerves on our bodies that cause a release of endorphins and oxytocins. I might work on finding other ways to get those endorphins.