More Ice Cream Licking Incidents

Ice cream is sacred to Americans. It's something that almost all of us love. How dare you try to mess with it?! It started with an ignorant girl who was arrested after licking some Blue Bell ice cream. But now, there are copycat crimes popping up around the country and I don't like it. I mean, ask Ariana Grande about getting caught licking things!!!!

But, one of the dumbest cases is the guy who licked an ice cream container THEN POSTED THE VIDEO!!!!

Let's just stop this madness NOW!!!! But, in the meantime, i'm only eating ice cream that has a plastic seal over it!!!!