Iowa Is Not Very Sinful

I've had friends and relatives remark lately, "Why is Des Moines so cold?" I think it's because we are so kind and nice in Central Iowa that the devil rears his hot head other places in the world. We're pure as snow. Every year, Wallet Hub releases the "Sin Report." It ranks states by how "sinful" they are. Things like the violent crime rate, the amount of beauty salons per capital (vanity), addiction issues, amount of adult entertainment venues, lying, etc... are ranked. In the latest "Most Sinful States" report, Iowa comes in 45/50! We're pretty virtuous. Nevada, California, Texas, Georgia and Florida are the most sinful states. Least sinful? Wyoming, Idaho, Vermont, New Hampshire and Iowa are the least sinful states.