Bustle posted a very tongue in cheek article with some not so serious cuffing season tips. I found some truth to some of them.
First, beware of many planets in retrograde! Maybe the reason you're not satisfied with anyone you're meeting is because of this!
Be ready to move quickly! I mean, it's Iowa, and it's known to snow in October! On, your mark, get set, couple up!
Go do things IRL. The only way you're going to find someone to cuddle up with IRL is to go out there and meet people IRL. Don't be so virtual right now.
Keep your spirits up! If you don't find anyone right now, well, there is a lot of really great stuff to binge on Netflix. On second thought, get out there, hurry, who wants to cuff with Jeffrey Dahmer?!